1.) Yo mama so fat she used Saturn's Rings as a hoola
hoops.
2.) Yo mama so fat she used the Pacific Ocean as a private
bathtub.
3.) Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales
started singing "We are family all my brothers, sisters and, me".
4.) Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetize white m&m's.
5.) Yo mama so stupid her computer said "you've got mail"
and then she went outside to check.
